Apartment Living Is Tough Action.

I Had A Sense Of Who I Was Before I Got Famous.

I Have This Thing Built Into My Contract That The Club Has To Put Up A Sign That Says My Act "contains The Strongest Language And Material Content Imaginable," But, Believe It Or Not, I Still Get Complaints. People Want You To Be What They Want You To Be. If They See You On Tv And That's What They Like, They Want You To Be Exactly Like That When They See You Live. And If You're Not, Some Of Them Get Upset.

This Country Has A Mental Health Problem Disguised As A Gun Problem, And A Tyranny Problem Disguised As A Security Problem.

Kindness Is One Of The Best Gifts You Can Bestow... We Know That Inherently That Feels Great.

If You Haven't Peed The Bed, You Haven't Taken Enough Chances.