I Once Wore A Peekaboo

They Always Say To Californians That We Don't Have Seasons. Of Course, That Is Not True. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud And Drought.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.