I Like The Transience Of

A Woman Wearing A Revealing Dress Will Always Be Sexier Than A Naked Woman.

If You're Driving Your Car And Someone Winds The Window Down And Gives You The Finger And Calls You An Asshole, Instead Of Giving Him The Finger Back And Calling Him An Asshole Back, You Just Pull A Funny Face, And He Doesn't Know How To React To That, Because You're Using Different Rules.

I Don't Think I'm Kind Of Universally Known. I Think In The Indie World I'm Probably Better Known Than In Some Mainstream Hollywood Terms.

But With Comedy It's A Simple Premise. If It's Funny, People Laugh. If It's Not, They Don't.

Got My Fungal Foot Powder? Ah, It's A Lifesaver, You Know. I'd Effectively Be Disabled If It Weren't For These.