Got My Fungal Foot Powder?

No One Has A Monopoly On Wisdom, And Even For People Who Aren't Religious, You Can Learn Things From Religious People.

I've Always Been Drawn To Discomfort And That Limbo Of Unease You Get Between Comedy And Tragedy.

People Come Up To Me In Supermarkets And Demand Humour. And The Less Amusing I Am, The More They Piss Themselves. So I Say, "i'm Doing My Shopping, Mate, Ok?" And The Guy Will Be On The Floor In Hysterics. Quite Odd. Eventually I Do Have To Say Something Funny So I Usually Go For Something Pathetic Like, "it's A Nice Place To Shop But I Wouldn't Like To Live Here!" And They Roar Again. Wet Themselves. I'm Lucky Though That I Am Not Massively Famous, I Can Get The Tube Without Much Bother. Must Be Awful Being The Beckhams.

As Soon As I See Period Costume, I Turn Off. It's Like Hearing Drama On Radio 4.

I Think There's As Much Profundity And Wisdom In Shakespeare, More So In Fact, Than Those In The Bible.