I Know My Fan Base

Every Time I've Done Comedy In, Like, Traditional Comedy Clubs, There's Always These Comedians That Do Really Well With Audiences But That The Other Comedians Hate Because They're Just, You Know, Doing Kind Of Cheap Stuff Like Dancing Around Or Doing, Like, Very Kind Of Base Sex Humor A Lot, And Stuff Like That.

Maybe That's Why I Don't Like Religion Because The First Introduction To It Was, You Don't Get To Do That Thing You Just Discovered That You Really Enjoy.

Once You Become A Comedian, You Accept That People Are Just Going To Yell Stuff At You.

I Weirdly Do Consider Myself An Optimist About Love.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.