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I Have No Interest In Art. Let Me Clarify — I Have No Interest In Non-nude Images.

Fiddling Knobs, Touching Keys, Having Fun With A Full Grown Man.

I Always Hate Telling My Jokes In Print 'cause I Always Feel Like It Reads So Not Funny And People Read It And They Think, 'oh, So That's What That Guy Does In His Stand-up? That's Terrible.'

I Was A Dishwasher At One Of Those Japanese Places That Cook On Your Table. Not Too Fun.

I'm So Jealous Of People Who Have Crushes On People They Go To School With, Or Work With. That's Such A Blessing. You Actually Get To See Them All The Time And Spend Time With Them.