I Have No Intention Of

What I Like Is Bottomless Flattery.

It's My Job, It's What I Do, It's What I'm On Earth To Do And It's Who I Am.

I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Was Famous. I Bought A White Rolls-royce And Drove Down Sunset Boulevard, Wearing Dark Specs And A White Suit, Waving Like The Queen Mum.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It. If You Give Up Drinking, Don't Go Moaning About It; Go Back On The Bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

There's A Remedy For Everything Except Death.