What I Like Is Bottomless

Acting Has Been Described As Farting About In Disguise.

I Found Him Perhaps The Least Terrifying Man I've Ever Met In The Theater—because At First Glance I Could See Through Him And He Could See Through Me, And He Knew That I Knew That He Knew. Look, Love, I've Been Bullied All My Life By Bigger Experts Than Larry Olivier, I Can Assure You, And He's Just Got To Get In Line.

Many Years Ago I Sent An Old, Beloved Jacket To A Cleaner, The Sycamore Cleaners. It Was A Leather Jacket Covered In Guinness And Blood And Marmalade, One Of Those Jobs... And It Came Back With A Little Note Pinned To It, And On The Note It Said, 'it Distresses Us To Return Work Which Is Not Perfect.' So That Will Do For Me. That Can Go On My Tombstone.

I'm Not Working-class: I Come From The Criminal Classes.

Irish Women Are Always Carrying Water On Their Heads, And Always Carrying Their Husbands Home From Pubs. Such Things Are The Greatest Posture-builders In The World.