I Have Never Lost A

I Was Lying Ten And Had A Thirty-five Foot Putt. I Whispered Over My Shoulder: "how Does This One Break?" And My Caddie Said, "who Cares?"

No Matter How Successful You Get, Always Send The Elevator Back Down.

I Would Rather Play Hamlet With No Rehearsal Than Tv Golf.

I Have Never Lost A Total Passion For My Work.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink. When They Wake Up In The Morning, That's As Good As They're Going To Feel All Day.