I Finally Had A Ship

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

I Love To Go To The Doctor. Where Else Would A Man Look At Me And Say, 'take Off Your Clothes'?