Golf Is My Real Profession.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.