Getting Out Of Jury Duty

Go Ahead And Play The Blues If It'll Make You Happy.

Sometimes The Only Way You Can Feel Good About Yourself Is By Making Someone Else Look Bad. And I'm Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves.

Getting Out Of Jury Duty Is Easy. The Trick Is To Say You're Prejudiced Against All Races.

The Simpsons Take Up So Little Time That I'm Able To Do Other Things As Well.

I've Made A Kind Of Pact With Myself Where I Said, It Doesn't Matter What It Is As Long As I'm Acting.