For Years I Used To

Dogs Like To Obey. It Gives Them Security.

Cats Are Connoisseurs Of Comfort.

I Could Do Terrible Things To People Who Dump Unwanted Animals By The Roadside.

Over The Years I Knew Her She Always Looked At Me Like That - As Though I Was A Quite Pleasant But Amusing Object - And It Always Did The Same Thing To Me. It's Difficult To Put Into Words But Perhaps I Can Best Describe It By Saying That If I Had Been A Little Dog I'd Have Gone Leaping And Gambolling Around The Room Wagging My Tail Furiously.

For Years I Used To Bore My Wife Over Lunch With Stories About Funny Incidents.