For A Gun-toting Nation, Americans

The Idea Of Hearing, 'great Gig, Man,' One More Time Just Turns My Stomach Over.

The Only Good Political Movement I've Seen Lately Was Occupy Wall Street. They Had No Leaders, Which Was Genius. But Unfortunately It Always Ends Up With Some Hippy Playing A Flute.

Love Is Two Minutes Fifty-two Seconds Of Squishing Noises. It Shows Your Mind Isn't Clicking Right.

For A Gun-toting Nation, Americans Are Surprisingly Passive.

I'd Love To Have Been Born Into A Wealthy Family. I Might Have Turned Out Even More Marvellous Than I Am Now.