Everyone Looked Pensive, Which Is

I Enjoy The Presence Of A Woman In The House For Brief Periods Of Time. They Fall Into Two Categories: The Organizers And The Slobs. There’s Probably A Third Category—the Naggers, Who Try To Get You To Do Things, But I’ve Never Run Into One Of Those. Oddly, I Have No Preference Regarding Oganizers Or Slobs, As Long As They Don’t Try To Pick My Clothes For Me. Basically, All Women Are Nurturers And Healers, And All Men Are Mental Patients To Varying Degrees. It Works Fine If People Stick To Their Fated Roles. But Nobody Does.

Most Of My Books Are About Contemporary Subjects, And The World Changes So Fast That I'm Lucky When Events Haven't Overtaken The Book I'm Writing At The Moment.

I Turned To The Times Crossword Puzzle And Asked Kate, “what’s The Definition Of A Moderate Arab?” “i Don’t Know.” “a Guy Who Ran Out Of Ammunition.

Everyone Looked Pensive, Which Is Good Cover-up For Clueless.

Kate Had Never Been Married, So She Had No Way Of Knowing If I Was A Normal Husband. This Has Been Good For Our Marriage.