Don't Ever Have Two Dogs.

Sometimes You Forget You're Famous. You Wonder, Why Is That Person Staring At Me?

I Am A Minimalist. I Like Saying The Most With The Least.

The Reason I'm A Psychologist Is Based In Part On My Telephone Routines. Much Of My Humor Comes Out Of Reaction To What Other People Are Saying. A Psychologist Is A Man Who Listens, Who Is Sympathetic.

Well I Was Much Too Practical To Presume To Have A Career In Comedy.

The Problem Is That We Live In An Uptight Country. Why Don't We Just Laugh At Ourselves? We Are Funny. Gays Are Funny. Straights Are Funny. Women Are Funny. Men Are Funny. We Are All Funny, And We All Do Funny Things. Let's Laugh About It.