Children Always Assume The Sexual

Children Always Assume The Sexual Lives Of Their Parents Come To A Grinding Halt At Their Conception.

So Boring You Fall Asleep Halfway Through Her Name.

... Once I Start A Book I Finish It. That Was The Way One Was Brought Up. Books, Bread And Butter, Mashed Potato - One Finishes What's On One's Plate. That's Always Been My Philosophy.

Nature Played A Cruel Trick On Her By Giving Her A Waxed Mustache.

There Is No Such Thing As A Good Script, Onlya Good Film, And I'm Conscious That My Scripts Often Read Better Than They Play.