Baseball Changes Through The Years.

All Ballplayers Should Quit When It Starts To Feel As If All The Baselines Run Uphill.

The Termites Have Got Me.

I Don't Need To Know Where The Green Is. Where Is The Golf Course?

I Won't Be Happy Until We Have Every Boy In America Between The Ages Of Six And Sixteen Wearing A Glove And Swinging A Bat.

Gee, Its Lonesome In The Outfield. It's Hard To Keep Awake With Nothing To Do.