The Termites Have Got Me.

Gee, Its Lonesome In The Outfield. It's Hard To Keep Awake With Nothing To Do.

I Learned Early To Drink Beer, Wine And Whiskey. And I Think I Was About 5 When I First Chewed Tobacco.

That Last One Sounded Kinda High To Me.

Wealth Is Always Attracted, Never Pursued.

It's Hard To Beat A Person That Never Gives Up.