Anything That Has Cynicism To

Anything That Has Cynicism To It And That's Jaded Is Smutty.

I Think Everybody Is Covering Their [posteriors] With The Enron Scandal And It Was Very Convenient That Sept. 11 Came Along To Deflect The Fact That They Should Never Have Been In The White House In The First Place. What Happened In The Election Was Completely Corrupt.

Of Course, Everybody's Family Is Dysfunctional - We've Accepted That. What Are We Supposed To Do? Hate Our Parents For The Rest Of Our Lives?

I'm Very Much A Humanist. I'm Very Much Pro-choice. I'm Very Much Politically Correct.

I Knew I Wanted To Be A Performer And Do Comedy At 5 Years Old. My Dad's Wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, Was Boiling Water And She Goes, "what Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" I Said, "a Comedian." And She Laughed And Laughed Because She Thought That Was The Cutest, Funniest Thing.