Anyone Could Learn Lisp In

Computer Languages Of The Future Will Be More Concerned With Goals And Less With Procedures Specified By The Programmer.

One Can Acquire Certainty Only By Amputating Inquiry.

A Couple Of Hundred Years From Now, Maybe [science Fiction Writers] Isaac Asimov And Fred Pohl Will Be Considered The Important Philosophers Of The Twentieth Century, And The Professional Philosophers Will Almost All Be Forgotten, Because They're Just Shallow And Wrong, And Their Ideas Aren't Very Powerful.

To Say That The Universe Exists Is Silly, Because It Says That The Universe Is One Of The Things In The Universe. So There's Something Wrong With Questions Like, "what Caused The Universe To Exist?"

Anyone Could Learn Lisp In One Day, Except That If They Already Knew Fortran, It Would Take Three Days.