A Man Is Only As

Men Lie The Most, Women Tell The Biggest Lies.

I Live Way Below My Means.

A Man Is Only As Faithful As His Options.

Bill Cosby Was The First Comedian I Was Exposed To, Because He Doesn't Curse.

For Me, Anything Goes When I Pick Up A Mike. I'm Not Trying To Hurt People - I Try Not To Get Too Personal - But I Look At Myself As A Reporter. If You Can Report On Anything That Has To Do With Pop Culture, Then Why Can't I Make Jokes About It? Yes, It Hurts. But I Figure That Laughter Sometimes Starts From Pain. You Might Wince, But Then I Know That I'm Doing My Job. The Only Thing I Can Do Wrong Is Not Be Funny.