You've Got To Be Stupid

I'm A Happy Person But An Angry Citizen.

I Don't Believe Pumpkin Pie Is Even Made From Pumpkin. I Mean, How Can Something That Smells That Shitty Make A Pie So Sweet? There's Not Enough Sugar In The Universe.

Do You Know What 'meteorologist' Means In English? It Means Liar.

You Know. I Don't Think I'm Gonna Be Jewish For Very Long.

Donald Trump Came Out As A Birther, Which Is Republican For, 'i'm Running For President.'