You've Got Balls Inviting Me

There Are Races And Then There Are Races. And Without A Doubt, The Indy 500 Is The Race That I've Always Wanted To Attend. And Now, To Be Driving The Corvette Pace Car... This Is Going To Be Unbelievable.

Liver Is My Number One Most Hated Food. Oh, God, I Get Sick Talking About It!

Kids Want To Saute, To Cut The Pizza, To See How The Ingredients Come Together. If You Let Them Do The Fun Stuff, They'll Develop Skills And Interests That Will Stay With Them Forever.

Preparing Food Is One Of Life's Great Joys, But A Lot Of Times, Parents Ask Their Kids If They Want To Cook With Them And Then Tell Them To Go Peel A Bag Of Potatoes. That's Not Cooking - That's Working!

Lots Of People Make Fun Of Me, But The Truth Is I'm Just A Man. I Like Food, I Like People, And I Like Making People Happy With Food. I Have A Wife; I Have Two Sons. I Love Them More Than Anything. Sure, My Tv Personality Might Not Be For Everyone, But That's Okay. I Just Want To Live My Life. Please, Leave Me In Peace. I Am A Man. I Have Dignity. I Am A Man.