You're Supposed To Have One

When I Was A Little Kid Playing Baseball, My Manager Called Me Sleepy. And Only A Few People, Who Know Me From Way, Way Back, Call Me That Still. I Used To Drift Off And That's Why They Made Me The Catcher, So I Wouldn't Fall Asleep. That Gift I Have Still.

This Is Not A Dress Rehearsal; This Is Your Life.

Totie Fields Is One Of My Benchmarks For A Lot Of Things. There Was A Standard Of Show Business.

Human Sacrifice! Dogs And Cats Living Together! Mass Hysteria!

I've Retired A Couple Of Times. It's Great, Because You Can Just Say, 'oh, I'm Sorry. I'm Retired.'