You're Never A Failure Until

You'd Think A Guy Who Has Broken 35 Bones In His Body Would Have A High Pain Threshold, But Mine Is Pretty Low. I Got Hit In The Shin With A Golf Ball Once And It Almost Brought Tears To My Eyes. I've Had Broken Bones That Didn't Hurt As Bad.

I Guess I Thought I Was Elvis Presley But I'll Tell Ya Something. All Elvis Did Was Stand On A Stage And Play A Guitar. He Never Fell Off On That Pavement At No 80 Mph.

When I Hit That Pavement At 70 Or 80 Mph Those Suits Just Ripped.

My Own Judgment Of How The World Is Gonna End Is That There Will Be A Country Led By A Madman That Will Build A Nuclear Bomb With So Much Force, So Much Power, That It Will Be Dropped Somewhere On The Face Of This Earth And That The Earth Will Lose Its Place.

I've Always Lived By The Creed That You're Never A Failure In Life When You Fall As Long As You Try And Get Up.