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I Do Have A Family, And Obviously I Spend As Much Time As I Can With Them. Though Even When I'm With My Family, My Mind Tends To Drift Toward Baseball.

We Don't Genuinely Need More Literary Geniuses. One Can Only Read So Many Books In A Lifetime.

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Because Crime Stories Reveal An Aspect Of Our Personality That Everybody Has, But Which We Normally Keep Very Deeply Hidden. We Like To Talk About The Good Sides Of Ourselves. We Don't Like To Talk About Our Hatreds, Our Distrusts Of One Another, Our Secrets, But Crime Stories Drag Those Things To The Surface And Consequently They Fascinate People And Always Have Throughout All History.

Let's Try To Find Ten Good Things To Say About Albert Belle: 10. So Far As We Know, He's Never Killed Anyone. 9. He Is Handsome, And Built Like A God. 8. He Played Every Game. 7. He Has Never Appeared On The Jerry Springer Show. 6. He Was An Underrated Base Runner Who Was Rarely Caught Stealing. 5. He Hasn't Been Arrested In Several Years. 4. He Is Very Bright. 3. He Works Hard. 2. He Has Never Spoken Favorably About Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Or Any Other Foreign Madman. 1. The Man Could Hit.