You're A Magnet For Mess.

It Was A Weird Sensation. Like Getting Caught Eavesdropping, Or Lying, Or Sitting On The Toilet And Having The Bathroom Walls Suddenly Drop Away.

I Disconnected And Made A Mental Note Not To Call Tank Unless I Was Bleeding Profusely, And He Was The Only Other Person On Earth.

I've Finally Reached A Stage In My Career Where I Can Do What I Want.

I Am Not Menopausal. I Just Wanted Half An Hour Alone. Is That Too Much To Ask? A Crappy Half Hour!

Happens To Me All The Time...people Are Always Underestimating My Dumbness.