Your Waistline Is Your Lifeline

Many So-called Spiritual People, They Overeat, Drink Too Much, They Smoke And Don't Exercise. But They Do Go To Church Every Week And Pray 'please Help My Arthritis. Please Help Me Bring Up My Strength, Make Me Young Again.'

Exercise To Live. Never Live To Exercise.

Jesus, When He Was On Earth, He Was Out There Helping People, Right? Why Did He Perform Those Miracles? To Call Attention To His Profession. Why Do You Think I Do These Incredible Feats? To Call Attention To My Profession!

Sitting Around On Your Big Fat Gluteus Maximus Talking About The Good Old Days. The Good Old Days Are Right This Second. You've Got To Exercise Vig-or-ously! Life Is Tough. Life Is A Challenge. Life Is A Battlefield... . Life Is An Athletic Event, And You Must Train For It.

Who Puts The Food In Your Mouth? Who Goes To The Bathroom For Ya? You Do. You Came On This Earth Alone And You Are Going To Leave Alone. Think About It. If Anything Happens To Jack La Lanne Good Or Bad, I Made It Happen. If Anything Happens To You Good Or Bad, You Made It Happen - Right?