Your Waistline Is Your Lifeline

You Only Live Once, Why Be Miserable? Fat People Are Miserable -- You Are Carrying 50 Lbs On Your Shoulders All Day, You Get A Disease Called "pooped-out Itis". Don't Tell Me That They Are Happy With The Way They Look And Feel. I Have To Be Honest, That Is All I Have.

Never, Ever Get Satisfied; Keep The Carrot In Front Of The Horse.

My Dad Was Overweight And Unhealthy, And He Died Young. I Wasn't Going To Let That Happen To Me.

On One Of My Birthdays I Did 1,000 Chin-ups And 1,000 Push-ups. For My 70th Birthday I Towed 70 Boats With 70 People In It, My Feet And Hands Tied-my Hands Were In Handcuffs, My Feet Were Tied Together-and I Towed These Boats A Mile-and-a-half In Long Beach Harbor. For My 93rd Birthday I'm Going To Tow My Wife Across The Bathtub.

I've Always Liked Fast Cars And Slow Women.