Your Theory Is Crazy, But

Accuracy And Clarity Of Statement Are Mutually Exclusive.

The Measurement We Get When We Measure Something Is Not A Property Of The Thing Measured.

Everything We Call Real Is Made Of Things That Cannot Be Regarded As Real.

We Depend On Our Words... Our Task Is To Communicate Experience And Ideas To Others. We Must Strive Continually To Extend The Scope Of Our Description, But In Such A Way That Our Messages Do Not Thereby Lose Their Objective Or Unambiguous Character... We Are Suspended In Language In Such A Way That We Cannot Say What Is Up And What Is Down. The Word "reality" Is Also A Word, A Word Which We Must Learn To Use Correctly.

There Are Some Things So Serious You Have To Laugh At Them.