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Community Is Gathering Around A Fire And Listening To Someone Tell A Story.

Just Because Your Tattoo Has Chinese Characters In It Doesn't Make You Spiritual. It's Right Above The Crack Of Your Ass, And It Translate To Beef With Broccoli. The Last Time You Did Anything Spiritual, You Were Praying To God You Weren't Pregnant. You're Not Spiritual. You're Just High.

I Have A Problem With People Who Take The Constitution Loosely And The Bible Literally.

A President Can Be Unpopular For Good Reasons. You Know, I'm Not Always On The Side That The People Are Right, For God's Sake. But, You Know, He's Not Popular When He Goes Overseas. He Couldn't Go To Rosa Parks' Funeral.

Let's Face It; God Has A Big Ego Problem. Why Do We Always Have To Worship Him?