Your First Big Trouble Can

To Get It Right, Be Born With Luck Or Else Make It. Never Give Up. A Little Money Helps, But What Really Gets It Right Is To Never Face The Facts.

A Lot Of People Enjoy Being Dead. But They Are Not Dead, Really. They're Just Backing Away From Life.

I Feel That Much Of The World's Sorrow Comes From People Who Are This, Yet Allow Themselves To Be Treated As That.

Your First Big Trouble Can Be A Bonanza If You Live Through It. Get Through The First Trouble, And You'll Probably Make It Through The Next One.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.