Young Widows Still Bide Their

Pity Costs Nothing, And It Ain't Worth Nothing.

Advice Is Like Kissing: It Costs Nothing And Is A Pleasant Thing To Do.

Error Will Slip Through A Crack, While Truth Will Stick In A Doorway.

Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog, But It Won't Buy The Wag Of His Tail.

As A General Rule, If You Want To Get At The Truth - Hear Both Sides And Believe Neither.