Young Jimmy Dean Fell Off

Everything Edible Is Fried In Texas! Or It Is Buried In The Ground To Cook Before It Is Eaten. ... Texas Food Should Be Forbidden! 'the Steaks At Night Are Big And Bright, Deep In The Heart Of Texas!' And They Are Always Afloat In Grease. Next Morning You Are Served A Smaller Steak, Which Serves As A Platform For Two Fried Eggs ... All Of This Afloat In The Same Grease! 'chicken, You Say? You Bet! Comin' Up!' Same Grease! They Are Right. Comin' Up! For Hours Afterwards. I Couldn't Believe The Crust Of An Apple Pie! Same Grease!

Neiman-marcus Is One Thing, And The Dallas Cowboys Are Another.

So Many People Have Really Wanted To Die. They Seem Ashamed To Say So. I Think It Would Help If They Would Say So

With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For, My Wicked Soul Has Just About Shriveled And Died

Alcohol Is A Very Patient Drug. It Will Wait For The Alcoholic To Pick It Up One More Time.