Young Cat! If You Keep

If You'd Never Been Born, Then You Might Be An Isn't! An Isn't Has No Fun At All. No, He Disn't.

Adults Are Obsolete Children.

Ninety Percent Of The Children’s Books Patronize The Child And Say There’s A Difference Between You And Me, So You Listen To This Story. I, For Some Reason Or Another, Don’t Do That. I Treat The Child As An Equal.

I’m Glad We Had The Times Together Just To Laugh And Sing A Song, Seems Like We Just Got Started And Then Before You Know It, The Times We Had Together Were Gone.

Think They Work You Too Hard? Think Of Poor Ali Sard. He Has To Mow Grass In His Uncle's Backyard And Its Quick Growing Grass And It Grows As He Mows It The Faster He Mows It The Faster He Grows It. And All That His Stingy Old Uncle Will Pay For His Shoving Mower Around The Hay Is Piffulous Pay Of Two Dooklas A Day. And Ali Can't Live On Such Piffulous Pay!