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He Was So Depressed, He Tried To Commit Suicide By Inhaling Next To An Armenian.

Why Not? Life Is Short, Life Is Dull, Life Is Full Of Pain - And This Is A Chance For Something Special.

For Some Reason I'm More Appreciated In France Than I Am Back Home. The Subtitles Must Be Incredibly Good.

It Is Clear The Future Holds Great Opportunities. It Also Holds Pitfalls. The Trick Will Be To Avoid The Pitfalls, Seize The Opportunities, And Get Back Home By Six O'clock.

My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know. She Was Too Busy Getting Raped By Cossacks.