The Drunken Politician Leaps Upon

There's Been Rumors Of War And Wars That Have Been The Meaning Of Life Has Been Lost In The Wind And Some People Thinkin' That The End Is Close By 'stead Of Learnin' To Live They Are Learnin' To Die

Gonna Change My Way Of Thinking, Make My Self A Different Set Of Rules. Gonna Put My Good Foot Forward And Stop Being Influenced By Fools.

How Many Times Have You Heard Someone Say If I Had His Money I'd Do Things My Way Hmm, But Little They Know Hmm, It's So Hard To Find One Rich Man In Ten With A Satisfied Mind.

I Have Tried My Hand At Bribery, Blackmail, And Deceit. And I've Served Time For Everything, Cept Beggin On The Street.

You'll Find Out When You Reach The Top, You're On The Bottom.