You'd Commit Suicide Trying To

I'll Never Get Why The Earth Is A Puzzle That I'll Never Fit.

The People I Met And The Places I Been Are All What Make Me The Man I So Proudly Am.

I'm A Goofball And A Comedian.

I Was Always The Ugly Duckling; I Never Got Attention From Girls.

Once I Accomplish One Thing And I'm Satisfied, I Try Something Else. I May Be 50 And Doing Something Totally Outside Of Music And Acting. Maybe I'll Become A Kindergarten Teacher.