You Wouldn't Want To Be

I've Been Lucky Enough To Live Through All The Things That Are Supposed To Give Meaning To Our Lives, Like Parenting, Grandparenting, Art, Celebrity. All These Things You Expect Meaning To Come From, And Sometimes It Comes When You're Not Expecting It.

The Best Things Said Come Last. People Will Talk For Hours Saying Nothing Much And Then Linger At The Door With Words That Come With A Rush From The Heart.

I've Sat Looking Down Into A Volcano That Could Blow At Any Moment; I've Helped Catch A Shark And Several Rattlesnakes; I Let A Tarantula Walk Across My Hand, And I Ate Rat Soup.

I Wouldn't Live In California. All That Sun Makes You Sterile.

I Dont See We Can Have A Separation Of Church And State In This Government If You Have To Pass A Religious Test To Get In This Government. And I Want To Warn Everyone In The Press And All The Voters Out There: If You Demand Expressions Of Religious Faith From Politicians, You Are Just Begging To Be Lied To. They Wont All Lie To You But A Lot Of Them Will. And Itll Be The Easiest Lie They Ever Had To Tell To Get Your Votes. So Every Day Till The End Of This Campaign, Ill Answer Any Question Anyone Has On Government, But If You Have A Question On Religion, Please, Go To Church.