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Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough

I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

I Teased Randy Orton Because He Started Using My Finish, The Angle Slam. I Said, 'hey, I Don't Mind You Using It, But At Least Give It A Name.' When He Hits It, The Announcers Just Say, 'well, He Just Hit That... Thing.'

You Can Turn A Giant Into A Mouse Just By Getting Him Fatigued. That Was My Whole Game Plan.

Your Olympic Hero Is Scheduled To Wrestle A Match Against The Man They Call The Big Red Retard; Not That I Have Anything Against Retarded People Cause I Don't. As A Matter Of Fact, I Have A Lot Of Retarded Fans Out There That Admire And Respect Your Olympic Hero, And I Wish Them Well.