You've Got To Be Stupid

In My Lifetime, We've Gone From Eisenhower To George W. Bush. We've Gone From John F. Kennedy To Al Gore. If This Is Evolution, I Believe That In Twelve Years, We'll Be Voting For Plants.

Usually I'm Too Tired To Apologize.

My Father Painted, Well Into His 80s, What He Called Hard Edge Abstractions. It's Really Cool.

Basically I Wake Up In The Morning And I Think Everything's Going To Be Great. I'm Really Kind Of Optimistic, And I Look Forward To A New Day. I Pick Up 'the New York Times,' And I Look At The Front Page And Realize That Once Again I'm Wrong. I Start To Fixate On Stuff.

As Psychotic As It Gets Outside, The Comic Can Be More Psychotic.