You've Got To Be Strong

I Envy Drummers. It Must Be The Ultimate To Sing And Play Drums At The Same Time. Phil Collins, No Wonder He's So F... Happy.

No Matter How Much You Sit There Twiddling, Going, 'we're All Doomed', At The End Of The Day People Will Always Want To Hear You Play Creep. Get Over It.

There's Nothing Good On The News. You're Not Telling Me Cnn Is All Cats In Trees, Are You? Nothing Can Be That Good If Piers Morgan Is In It, You Know What I Mean?

It's The First Time I'm Going To Be On My Own This Christmas And I'm Really Looking Forward To Not Having Any Cards Or Decorations Up. So I'll Be In London, Sit On My Couch, Arms Folded, Curtains Drawn, Having A Drink.

I'm A Great Songwriter, But I'm Not The Most Talented Musician.