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Worse, I Have To Admit To Feeling The Jealousy Of One Crab For Another That Has Managed To Climb Out Of The Barrel.

Go To It. Be Bold. Be True. Be Kind. Rotate Your Tires. Don't Drink So Much. There Aren't Going To Be Enough Liver Transplants To Go Around.

People Often Ask Me How I Make Things Funny. I Don't Make Things Funny.

Don't Even The Best And Most Fortunate Of Lives Hint At Other Possibilities, At A Different Kind Of Sweetness And, Yes, Bitterness Too? Isn't This Why We Can't Help Feeling Cheated, Even When We Know We Haven't Been?

I Read Pretty Voraciously. If It's Good, I Don't Care What It Is.