You Told Me There Wouldn’t

I Am About To Impart To You The Sacred Words My Father Gave To Me. It’s The Five Responses That Will Get You Out Of Any Female Problem…i Don’t Know What You’re Talking About. I Didn’t Do It. Baby, There’s No One Else In My World But You. Oops. And Jesus Is Lord. Not To Mention You Can Combine Them. Such As – I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About, I Didn’t Do It, Or Jesus Is Lord, Baby, You Know There’s No One Else In My World But You. (jesse) (simone Opens The Bathroom Door.) Oops, Jesus Is Lord. (xypher)

Who Did You Eat This Time? (acheron) It Wasn’t A Who, Akri. It Was Something That Had Hornies On Its Head Like Me. There Were A Bunch Of Them Actually. All Of Them Had Hornies And They Made A Strange Moo-moo Sound. (simi)

Why Are You Doing This? (rafael) Because Life’s Too Short To Spend It Fighting When You Could Be Holding The One You Love. And Love’s Too Rare To Squander It With Petty Concerns. I’m Lucky I Have Chloe And I Have No Intention Of Letting A War I Didn’t Start Rob Me Of One Second Of My Time With Her. Go In Peace, Dark-hunter. (apollite)

After That, Anytime She Caught Me Near A Kitchen She’d Start In On Me. So I Have An Automatic Sphincter Clench Any Time I Reach For A Pan. (devyn)

Fang, I Think You Better Stop Or Talon Might Turn You Into A Wolf Kabob. (vane)