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F. Scott Fitzgerald Has An Indespensible Quote: 'the Test Of A First-rate Intelligence Is The Ability To Hold Two Opposed Ideas In The Mind At Once And Still Retain The Ability To Function'. Or, As I Like To Call It, 'o.j. Killed His Wife, And The Police Are Corrupt.'

What Democratic Congressmen Do To Their Women Staffers, Republican Congressmen Do To The Country.

There's More Than One Mosque In The World That Used To Be A Church And Before That Was A Temple. Because It's A Lot Easier To Just Change The Sign On The Top And Say Under New Management Than It Is To Change The Whole Building.

Your Fuselage Shouldn't Open More Easily Than Your Pretzel Bag.

This Party Is Just Full Of Children, And Someone Needs To Leave Them In A Hot Car.