You Should Never Try Irony

I'm Fairly Competant As A Director And Actor, But I Am Mr. Neurotic As A Writer. I Just Don't Have Enough Confidence In My Abilities To Take Criticism Well. I Take It Personally. Start With 'it's A Masterpiece,' And Then Tell Me What You Think Could Be Changed.

I Had Been Unaware That Baseball Was A Republican Sport.

Just Because Someone Gets Arrested Doesn't Mean What They Are Doing Is Wrong. Some Laws Are Unfair And Unjust.

As We Applaud The Hard-edged Realism Of The Opening Battle Scene Of Saving Private Ryan, We Cringe At The Thought Of Seeing The Same On The Nightly News.we Are Told It Would Be Pornographic.

You Get Money Out Of Acting. You Get Gray Hair Out Of Directing. Actually, I Get More Of A Rush From Directing.