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This Stuff They Are Talking Here In Congress Costs The People Of The United States $44 A Page. That's Beside What It Costs To Ship It To The Asylums Where It's Read.

The Only Thing That Can Stop Hair From Falling ... Is The Floor.

America Already Holds The Record For Freak Movements. Now We Have A New One. It's Called "restoring Confidence." Rich Men Who Never Had A Mission In Life Outside Of Watching A Stock Ticker Are Working Day And Night "restoring Confidence." Writers Are Working Night Shifts, Speakers' Tables Are Littered Up, Ministers Are Preaching Statistics, All On "restoring Confidence."

Being Young Is Beautiful, But Being Old Is Comfortable.

In Hollywood You Can See Things At Night That Are Fast Enough To Be In The Olympics In The Day Time.