You Sell Yourself. The Part

Man Who Stands On Toilet, Gets High On Pot!

Afraid Of Death? Not At All. Be A Great Relief. Then I Wouldn't Have To Talk To You.

I Think Most Of The People Involved In Any Art Always Secretly Wonder Whether They Are Really There Because They're Good Or There Because They're Lucky.

I Can't Say I Believe In Prizes. I Was A Whiz In The Three-legged Race - That's Something You Can Win.

I Realised Long Ago That Skirts Are Hopeless. Anytime I Hear A Man Say He Prefers A Woman In A Skirt, I Say, 'try One. Try A Skirt.'