You Put A Guy On

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair.

That's Where The Conflict Starts. We All Want For A Wife A Combination Sunday School Teacher And A $500-a-night Hooker.

The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The Guy Who Knocks Up Your Daughter.

You Are A White. The Imperial Wizard. Now, If You Don't Think This Is Logic You Can Burn Me On The Fiery Cross. This Is The Logic: You Have The Choice Of Spending Fifteen Years Married To A Woman, A Black Woman Or A White Woman. Fifteen Years Kissing And Hugging And Sleeping Real Close On Hot Nights. With A Black, Black Woman Or A White, White Woman. The White Woman Is Kate Smith. And The Black Woman Is Lena Horne. So You're Not Concerned With Black Or White Anymore, Are You? You Are Concerned With How Cute Or How Pretty. Then Let's Really Get Basic And Persecute Ugly People!

Sex And Obscenity Are Not Synonymous.