You Only Go Around Once,

I Said To Mr. Pavarotti Once ... A Marvelous Man And A Great Artist ... I Said To Him ... "maestro, I'm Having Trouble Closing Out A Note So That It's Almost As Thin As A Butter Knife ... Finish It Out Quietly Like That." I Said, "i Have Trouble Doing That. What Do You Think I Should Do?" He Said, "justa Close Up Your Mouth." That's All He Said, And I Fell On The Floor. I Thought He Was Gonna Give Me A Dissertation.

You've Got To Be On The Ball From The Minute You Step Out Into That Spotlight. You Gotta Know Exactly What You're Doing Every Second On That Stage, Otherwise The Act Goes Right Into The Bathroom. It's All Over. Good Night.

A Friend Is Never An Imposition.

The Only Male Singer Who I've Seen Besides Myself And Who's Better Than Me--that Is Michael Jackson.

Fear Is The Enemy Of Logic.